Saturday, November 27, 2010

"del" & You Ladies in Damascus, Syria

Large numbers of Palestinian Refugees have relocated to Damascus since the formation of Israel, even though it is further away from Palestine than Lebanon.  Perhaps this is because the vast majority of both Palestinian and Syrian Muslims are Sunni whereas are large percentage of Lebanese Muslims are Shia.  In Damascus there are whole sections of the city occupied by the Palestinian community in exile.  A car bomb exploded in Damascus killing a top Hamas leader Izz El-Deen Al-Sheikh Khalil in September of 2004.  Hamas blamed Israel for the assassination, but no one has ever officially claimed responsibility for the murder.

Imagine that the secret agents (whoever they were) were three women disguised in black robes from head to toe, and that these were their orders (from whoever sent them):

I.  You women will enter the city early in the morning.

II.  Then you will destroy El-Deen with a car bomb.

III.  By doing this you will defend us from El-Deen's intension to do the same to us.

IV.  He has expressed and uttered this intention with his own words.

V.  He has interfered with and meddled in our affairs for a long time.

VI.  We have shoved and pushed each other around for a long time.

VII.  Now our conflict has erupted into a full scale fight to the death.

VIII.  You have saved up and stored the bombs needed for this mission in your special hiding place in the city "in the tuna" fish soup shop were they serve up tuna soup in giant ladles.  (entunna = you ladies)

X. You have been informed of all that you need to know to be successful in this mission.  We ask that you do not contact us again until you have completed your task to protect your cover.

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